Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Entry 3: GOTY Edition

Chapters: 5-8
Prompt: Critical Lens Expert
Lens: Reader Response

Not sure where the original Entry 3 went, but it seems to have disappeared. Guess I'm rewriting it. This new version now includes the original entry, and all 4 DLC packs!

Original: So I was going to do the Critical Lens Expert prompt for this entry, because it is required. I began reading one of the "expert analyses" on the Scarlet Letter, when I realized that I was literally going to be analyzing an analysis about a book that analyzed a society from several hundreds of years ago. Nope. Not gonna happen.

UNTIL IT ACTUALLY DOES!!!!

In the all new DLC Pack: Analyzing the analysis of an analysis, you get the full features of all your favorite analyses. Starring Will Feral, Nicholas Cage, and Batman.

According to the expert, Chillingsworth is bad, mmkay? Hester's good, mmkay? Pearl is good, mmkay? Reverand man is good, mmkay? Puritan society sucked, mmkay?

I don't disagree. Except on Wednesdays. It just so happens to be a Wednesday. Hester sucks. Pearl's a jerk. Reverand person is the worst of them all. Chillingsworth is da bomb diggity.

Can we do a duck? I want to do a duck instead of a moose. Sorry, moose.




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